Thursday, October 15, 2026

No F150s on the Emerald Isle

 I went to Ireland recently and though I was only in Dublin, the main difference I noticed between there and the US was that I didn't see a single ridiculous, school bus sized pick up truck the entire time I was there. Here, even in the biggest, densest cities you have idiots driving around in moronic, over sized redneck mobiles like they're passenger cars. I don't know why suddenly so many lumbering, hill billy men with clearly massive daddy issues feel the need to endanger everyone's lives so they can feel tough, but there is a serious need for therapy for whatever inadequacy issues these poor dopes are facing. If you don't have a direct, work related need to have a forty ton truck, don't drive around in one! Personally I think every one of them should be crumpled into a ball and fired into the sun at the owner's expense. 

Ireland was lovely by the way.